[trungduong] FW: The Children Story

[Victor Thang Do]

Chieu,
Never be able to balance. Have you ever heard "Nu'o'/c ma(/t cha?y xuo^i" ?
I think $300,000 may be ok :))


>From: "Ly, Chieu" <Chieu.Ly at au.fujitsu.com>
>Reply-To: Just chat <All at trungduong.org>
>To: "Just chat" <All at trungduong.org>
>Subject: RE: [trungduong] FW: The Children Story
>Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 08:26:58 +1000
>
>Nam,
>
>So, I guess the Government bonus $3000.00 won't be able to balance these
>out.
>
>PA,
>
>Trung Duong has been abandoned again. Sorry, I haven't done anything ...
>
>Chieu
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: All-bounces at trungduong.org [mailto:All-bounces at trungduong.org] On
>Behalf Of Anh Le Arsenault
>Sent: Thursday, 16 September 2004 2:52 AM
>To: All at trungduong.org
>Subject: Re: [trungduong] FW: The Children Story
>
>Hi,
>Things like this should have a place on our bulletin board Trungduong
>Forum,
>don't you think?
>Nam, I took liberty to post this on TrungDuong/Parents' chat.
>Hello everyone, our Trungduong website has been abandoned. Maybe because
>people don't know what to post there. While continuing to use email to
>chat,
>we should post "good" (adult/children) stories, jokes, essay, news,
>articles, etc. on our Trungduong page. It's not only a way to present
>our
>group but also a way to preserve good/useful/interesting information for
>ourselves.
>Sincerely,
>--pa
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: <Nam_Nguyen at Dell.com>
>To: <All at trungduong.org>
>Sent: Wednesday, September 15, 2004 11:31 AM
>Subject: [trungduong] FW: The Children Story
>
>
>Enjoy... Nam
>
>For those with No children - this is totally hysterical!
>For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
>For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
>For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
>For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control!
>
>The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas, but I'm
>sure we can all add something to this list. Like just because you have
>on little gloves and a cape--you still can't fly like superman.
>
>Things I've learned from my Children (honest and no kidding):
>1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house
>4 inches deep.
>2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
>blades, they can ignite.
>3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
>restaurant.
>4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
>enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
>cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
>paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
>using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
>before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
>6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
>by a ceiling fan.
>7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already
>too late.
>8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
>36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
>10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
>old.
>11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
>12. Super glue is forever.
>13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
>walk on water.
>14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show
>they do.
>16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
>19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
>like ovens.
>20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
>21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
>dizzy.
>22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade ... true story:
>One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
>Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the
>first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
>She read,"... and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
>full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
>straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And
>what do you think that man said?"
>One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy crap!
>A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
>minutes.
>25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid
>
>
>
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