[trungduong] FW: The Children Story

[Ly, Chieu]

Nam,

So, I guess the Government bonus $3000.00 won't be able to balance these
out.

PA,

Trung Duong has been abandoned again. Sorry, I haven't done anything ...

Chieu



-----Original Message-----
From: All-bounces at trungduong.org [mailto:All-bounces at trungduong.org] On
Behalf Of Anh Le Arsenault
Sent: Thursday, 16 September 2004 2:52 AM
To: All at trungduong.org
Subject: Re: [trungduong] FW: The Children Story

Hi,
Things like this should have a place on our bulletin board Trungduong
Forum,
don't you think?
Nam, I took liberty to post this on TrungDuong/Parents' chat.
Hello everyone, our Trungduong website has been abandoned. Maybe because
people don't know what to post there. While continuing to use email to
chat,
we should post "good" (adult/children) stories, jokes, essay, news,
articles, etc. on our Trungduong page. It's not only a way to present
our
group but also a way to preserve good/useful/interesting information for
ourselves.
Sincerely,
--pa

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <Nam_Nguyen at Dell.com>
To: <All at trungduong.org>
Sent: Wednesday, September 15, 2004 11:31 AM
Subject: [trungduong] FW: The Children Story


Enjoy... Nam

For those with No children - this is totally hysterical!
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control!

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas, but I'm
sure we can all add something to this list. Like just because you have
on little gloves and a cape--you still can't fly like superman.

Things I've learned from my Children (honest and no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house
4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already
too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show
they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade ... true story:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read,"... and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And
what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy crap!
A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.
25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid



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